Hello

Well, i guess this is my first blog. The reason for the title of my blog is pretty straightforward, I am a young man, with mediocre achievements so far in life, at least compared to what was expected from me. Also, my pants are, for the time being, uncomfortably tight due to an untimely weight-gain, due again, to too much alcohol and too little general movement on my part.

Also, i started this project as a new posibility to procrastinate even further any type of schoolwork, housework, and also to avoid talking on the phone. I really hate talking one the phone. Thats why I text a lot. Put two and two together.

What this blog will be about i haven't really decided yet, but probably it will end up with being a few pages of boring pontificating until i lose confidence in both subjectmatter and self-censorship, and thus leaving this page to fail in the blog wasteland.

Stay tuned for my first topic. CIAO